Let me tell ya something about ranchers, people LOVE a rancher. No stairs! You know what stairs are? A scam! One day you're young and spry, next thing you know you're hauling laundry up a staircase like a sherpa on Everest. Not here, buddy. You walk in — BAM! Vaulted ceilings! Huge windows! Light pouring in like you're on some daytime soap opera. Open floor plan too. And this kitchen? White cabinets, quartz countertops, Samsung appliances… oooh, it's sleek. Very sleek. You ever notice how people say “quartz” differently when they own it? “Ohhh yes, we have quartz.” Suddenly they're royalty. Now let's talk about this primary bedroom. Oversized! You'll feel like 'master of your domain'. There's a walk-in closet big enough to disappear into after an argument, and the ensuite? Ho ho! Freestanding tub, separate shower with a bench seat… a BENCH, Jerry! You can sit down mid-shower! We're living in the future! You got natural gas fireplace, gas stove, gas BBQ hookup outside — this house is practically begging you to overcook burgers year-round on that covered patio overlooking your private backyard oasis. Double car garage with keypad entry too. And THEN… the crawl space. Full crawl space across the entire house! Storage for days! Quiet neighborhood, minutes to downtown, stylish finishes, no stairs, tons of storage… this place has got it all, Jerry. It's a lifestyle! (id:24570)